Gym murmurs surface again

NUJS shall soon boast of its own gym. Of course we have heard this approximately every other month for the last three years, but now the rumours are going stronger than ever. The SJA Prez tells us that things look more promising this time. About time too, because there is really no other way to sustain the liquid diets currently in vogue with the student body and also ensure that tummies do not burst through the buttons.

Under the proposed plan, Room 006 shall the gym instead of the reception, as was the case under an earlier (abandoned) plan. Two mechanical treadmills have been procured, the best that could be expected given the available funds. The weights are to be housed elsewhere. The tentative deadline for the gym was November 10 but at the time of posting, there seems to be no sign of any activity along this front. As of now, the only exercise we are getting is by keeping our fingers crossed. Keep watching this space for more.